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Regina Doherty’s training program is “almost complete,” according to sources within Fine Gael. The TD for Meath East recently embarked on an intensive “advanced blueshirt” internal mentorship program within the party, designed to eradicate her personal views and all traces...
New traffic lights ("WOW") placed near a car park near Letterkenny Institute of Technology recently are NOT WORKING YET! – according to a local conjecture site. The article made the EXTRAORDINARY claims earlier today on a day when hundreds of...
Holy Joes were today celebrating after a Donegal man revealed his solution to the ongoing shortage of holy water, which has been approaching crisis levels in recent weeks as huge barrels at the backs of churches continue to dry...
The Big Bang has written a letter to a Donegal man, Fheilimi McAshtráid from Meenacladdy, thanking him for pondering the stars one night during the summer. The Bang, the prevailing cosmological model that describes the early development of the Universe,...
Scientists are shocked at news that a woolly mammoth has been spotted in Dunlewey. The big hairy wastard of a 'wile elephanty' lookin’ thing was photographed in Dunlewey earlier this summer and scientists have been working since to validate the...
As the UK celebrates the birth of Prince William and Kate Middleton's son, it's not all joy in the house of Windsor as the first exclusive images of the Royal baby leaked to Donegal Dollop show that the future...
Facebook is to introduce the “Mneh” button in addition to its existing “Like” feature, as it attempts to better understand the blanket passive acceptance of banal comments and content posted by the majority of its users. Effective next month, users...
Microsoft has made the SHOCKING revelation that their new 'Xbox One' console will give users the ability to "play video games." They made the announcement at the unveiling of their latest junk-piece in Seattle yesterday, showcasing the ultimate experience for...
RTÉ is to launch 'Abortion on Demand', a brand new digital app that lets users tune into the 1983, 1992, and now the 2013 abortion debates. From next week, smartphone users will be able to download and use the new...
The Island of Tory is to relocate to 10,000m above sea level, a height which is sure to put a descending SF3 aircraft well below it. The relocation is understood to have been requested by residents of the Island, “buckin’...

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