A Donegal man has left scientists scratching their heads in disbelief after claims he heard the lightning storm currently floating above Ireland. Johnny Cluasa from Gweedore was overheard by a MET Éireann employee in the area asking his neighbour if...
As the UK celebrates the birth of Prince William and Kate Middleton's son, it's not all joy in the house of Windsor as the first exclusive images of the Royal baby leaked to Donegal Dollop show that the future...
A streaker was spotted off the coast of Donegal yesterday with a manhood estimated to measure 2.7 on the Dichter Scale. The man, an Australian journalist who got bored of Rihanna's 777 tour and parachuted himself and his wee mickey...
A chemist from Gweedore, Gerry Hablit, claims he has finally found an antidote suitable for use on the Poisoned Glen, Dunlewey. At midnight on Saturday, a team of two-hundred scientists will simultaneously administer an injection of botox into the glen which...
Environmentalists are up in arms at the news that a famous Magheroarty corncrake that spent the summer making 'Kerrx Kerrx' sounds in a field, has been exposed as a hoax. Bird-watchers had flocked to Magheroarty every year to hear the...
The inhabitants of Letterkenny Zoo were in mourning today after the discovery of the body of 'Lonesome Geoffrey'. Lonesome Geoffrey, the boring giraffe, was found in the early hours of Tuesday morning, apparently after auto-asphyxiating during a sexual misadventure. Coroner Reg...
Equine celebrity, Mr. Ed, has been elected Mare of Donegal this evening amid complaints by his peers in John-Joe's stable that he is the wrong sex. Mr. Ed, star of 'Mister Ed' and 'Sex And The City', was due to...
A flock of what can only be described as 'angry birds' were sighted in the locale of Falcarragh last weekend. The birds who were observed to be in an agitated state were seen hovering around The Summer House takeaway in the centre of the town...
Gardaí in Gweedore have launched a full investigation after reports of a Greek mythical creature being spotted lurking around Seaview (or the Millennium Club) last weekend. The creature from ancient Greece has been described as half-Minotaur and half-Centaur. Never before has such a hybrid...
The 'Tory Triangle', Donegal's answer to the Bermuda Triangle, has claimed another victim, with the mysterious disappearance yesterday of flight RE206 from Dublin to Carrickfinn. The ATR72 aircraft (known locally as the metal tube with two hair-dryers for engines) entered...

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