A Donegal man has left scientists scratching their heads in disbelief after claims he heard the lightning storm currently floating above Ireland. Johnny Cluasa from Gweedore was overheard by a MET Éireann employee in the area asking his neighbour if...
As the UK celebrates the birth of Prince William and Kate Middleton's son, it's not all joy in the house of Windsor as the first exclusive images of the Royal baby leaked to Donegal Dollop show that the future...
Environmentalists are up in arms at the news that a famous Magheroarty corncrake that spent the summer making 'Kerrx Kerrx' sounds in a field, has been exposed as a hoax. Bird-watchers had flocked to Magheroarty every year to hear the...
The inhabitants of Letterkenny Zoo were in mourning today after the discovery of the body of 'Lonesome Geoffrey'. Lonesome Geoffrey, the boring giraffe, was found in the early hours of Tuesday morning, apparently after auto-asphyxiating during a sexual misadventure. Coroner Reg...
Equine celebrity, Mr. Ed, has been elected Mare of Donegal this evening amid complaints by his peers in John-Joe's stable that he is the wrong sex. Mr. Ed, star of 'Mister Ed' and 'Sex And The City', was due to...
The 'Tory Triangle', Donegal's answer to the Bermuda Triangle, has claimed another victim, with the mysterious disappearance yesterday of flight RE206 from Dublin to Carrickfinn. The ATR72 aircraft (known locally as the metal tube with two hair-dryers for engines) entered...
Environmental Superhero, Captain Planet, spoke to Donegal Dollop reporters today about his heartbreak after hearing the news of former Planeteer, Kwame's conviction for fly-tipping last month. Looking visibly distressed, Planet (46) opened up to our showbiz reporter about his strained...
There has been outrage across Donegal this weekend after a team of forty US Navy SEALs were found clubbed to death on the back strand beach in Falcarragh on Saturday morning. It's thought the team may have strayed off...
Environmentalists worldwide were shocked today by the news that former Planeteer, Kwame, was fined for fly-tipping. Kwame, originally from Ghana but with an address at 52 Mildew Park, was observed by an undercover environmental health officer dumping lino and an...

Sheep Census Cancelled

A census of all the sheep currently residing in Donegal has been cancelled and dubbed "incomplete" by a Donegal official involved the collection of the data. He stated; “what could we do? I myself was responsible for getting the completed...

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