A Donegal man has left scientists scratching their heads in disbelief after claims he heard the lightning storm currently floating above Ireland. Johnny Cluasa from Gweedore was overheard by a MET Éireann employee in the area asking his neighbour if...
As the UK celebrates the birth of Prince William and Kate Middleton's son, it's not all joy in the house of Windsor as the first exclusive images of the Royal baby leaked to Donegal Dollop show that the future...
A streaker was spotted off the coast of Donegal yesterday with a manhood estimated to measure 2.7 on the Dichter Scale. The man, an Australian journalist who got bored of Rihanna's 777 tour and parachuted himself and his wee mickey...
A chemist from Gweedore, Gerry Hablit, claims he has finally found an antidote suitable for use on the Poisoned Glen, Dunlewey. At midnight on Saturday, a team of two-hundred scientists will simultaneously administer an injection of botox into the glen which...
Environmentalists are up in arms at the news that a famous Magheroarty corncrake that spent the summer making 'Kerrx Kerrx' sounds in a field, has been exposed as a hoax. Bird-watchers had flocked to Magheroarty every year to hear the...
The inhabitants of Letterkenny Zoo were in mourning today after the discovery of the body of 'Lonesome Geoffrey'. Lonesome Geoffrey, the boring giraffe, was found in the early hours of Tuesday morning, apparently after auto-asphyxiating during a sexual misadventure. Coroner Reg...
Equine celebrity, Mr. Ed, has been elected Mare of Donegal this evening amid complaints by his peers in John-Joe's stable that he is the wrong sex. Mr. Ed, star of 'Mister Ed' and 'Sex And The City', was due to...
The 'Tory Triangle', Donegal's answer to the Bermuda Triangle, has claimed another victim, with the mysterious disappearance yesterday of flight RE206 from Dublin to Carrickfinn. The ATR72 aircraft (known locally as the metal tube with two hair-dryers for engines) entered...
Environmental Superhero, Captain Planet, spoke to Donegal Dollop reporters today about his heartbreak after hearing the news of former Planeteer, Kwame's conviction for fly-tipping last month. Looking visibly distressed, Planet (46) opened up to our showbiz reporter about his strained...
There has been outrage across Donegal this weekend after a team of forty US Navy SEALs were found clubbed to death on the back strand beach in Falcarragh on Saturday morning. It's thought the team may have strayed off...

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