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It has been announced today that a panel of experts is to be set up to investigate the purpose of Senator Rónán Mullen's existence. The existence of the senator, whose sole activity in political life appears to be the...
Gardaí in Gweedore have launched a full investigation after reports of a Greek mythical creature being spotted lurking around Seaview (or the Millennium Club) last weekend. The creature from ancient Greece has been described as half-Minotaur and half-Centaur. Never before has such a hybrid...
The scientific community is buzzing today at a breakthrough discovery that that guy who takes selfies at the gym you go to, is a fucking arsehole. The discovery was made after a team of researchers followed him around for a...
CREESLOUGH - Drivers are advised to take care passing through Creeslough this morning as an earthquake measuring 2.4 on the Richter scale hit the town. Unfortunately, the road has been widened due to the impact of the earthquake, so...
By now, you'll be sick to the back teeth of hearing about water charges and the current government's plans to tax the natural resource via Irish Water, but, what is water? As usual, Donegal Dollop is here to help...
The Inishowen Peninsula is to be made into an actual Island, with its separation from the Donegal mainland planned for later this year. In an attempt to boost tourism to the Islands, Donegal Tourism has announced that the “Donegal Inishowen...
The Broadcasting Authority of Ireland has announced the awarding of a brand new licence to RTÉ, for the running of a new digital station called “RTÉ Pope”. The station, due to be launched when Benedict XVI’s successor is announced, will...
A team of nerdy boffins who never have sex have developed a new app to rival the latest social media craze, 'Bang With Friends'. 'Bang With Friends' is a spin-off of other Native American based apps such as 'Run With...
The government is understood not to be in favour of the regulation of parenthood in response to the social media "crisis" sweeping the country and is instead said to favour the introduction of a new technology allowance for TDs,...
The controversial Abortion legislation which is due to be published this side of 2026 will not allow for abortions where the pregnancy is a result of an act of 'Sexting'. This is according to a source from within the cabinet...

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