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Donegal cloud-watchers were shocked to see their nightly hobby interrupted by the Perseid meteor shower last night. Sheamie Scamaill, a habitual cloud-watcher from Gweedore, told Donegal Dollop he was outraged that his night's viewing was ruined by the annual phenomenon. "Bhí...
Donegal players of the popular 'Pokémon GO!' smartphone game have been left disappointed at news that after years of disinvestment and neglect, there are simply no Pokémon in the county to find. Mass emigration of popular Pokémon such as Squirtle...
Donegal has recorded its fastest broadband speed to date, with a 128K download speed recorded somewhere outside Creeslough yesterday. This brings the average Donegal broadband speed on par with a second generation Spectrum computer from the 1980s, a new record...
"The Turf's quite dry the year," according to bog men and women all over Donegal. Nobody's quite sure on the exact level of aridity of the popular peat product, but local suggestions on the levels of dryness include: •Dryer than a...
A Donegal scientist has been awarded the Nobel Prize for Physiology and Medicine for his work in identifying the gene responsible for begrudgery. The news was announced this morning at the Nobel Forum in Stockholm and was met with...
Scientists at the North Western Space Administration have this morning confirmed they have discovered evidence of flowing water in Prochlais, a necessary requirement for sustaining a fish farm. Elders from surrounding townlands have long told of a mysterious aquacultural installation...
Google looks set to formally launch its browser crashing service, Google Chrash, after an announcement at a recent web summit. The application will allow the user witness a frozen Google Chrome screen for an undetermined period, while simultaneously showing a...
The scientific community is buzzing today at a breakthrough discovery that that guy who takes selfies at the gym you go to, is a fucking arsehole. The discovery was made after a team of researchers followed him around for a...
All buses that take the Donegal faithful to mass every Sunday are to have go-faster stripes stuck onto them, in an attempt to reduce the overall time it takes to make the five-minute journey to the church from thirty...
Pete the Sheepdog, who went missing in the community a fortnight ago and returned a week later, is to release a book about the adventures he had on his travels. The 10-year-old sheepdog from Falcarragh, disappeared on November 3rd, causing...

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