Hollywood director, Oliver Stone, has confirmed he is to direct and star in an animated biopic about Minister for Justice and Equality/Minister for Defence, Alan Shatter. The 2D filum called, 'Pratoon', is only in pre-production and is already causing a...
Tempers flared yesterday in Dail Éireann over the proposed new Trick or Treat tax which will see all sweets, chocolate bars, and other assorted treats collected during the Halloween period incur a tax of 25%. Multi-packs of Meanies are...
In news which is sure to rock Ireland's political landscape, it has been revealed that a Greek Yogurt has plans to obliterate the government in the next general election. It is believed the strained, whey-less yogurt decided to enter the...
No group is claiming responsibility for a collection of toys found near a pram outside the Northern Irish Assembly at Stormont today, as the political crisis gripping the North’s power-sharing executive takes hold. A local dog-walker raised the alarm in...
An Irish man by the name of Brien O'Denis has been officially awarded the Nation's Favourite Asshole Award 2015. The coveted title, granted to people who excel in the art of squatting down and defecating over an entire country, will be...
Reports are coming in tonight that another suspicious object has been discovered outside a Donegal Garda station. Although no one can confirm what in fact the object is, eyewitnesses have described it as short, tanned, kinda human looking and very...
There was more good news for the northwest today after it was announced that the erection of a giant revolving gold statue of local MEP, Pat 'the Cope' Gallagher, is to get the green light as a result of...
The former leader of the Irish Labour Party, Joan Burton, is meeting Jeremy Corbyn today with a view to mounting a full scale comeback to the Irish political scene. The ex-Tánaiste is getting advice on how to put a full...
A confused 'Can't Pay, Won't Pay' protester from Ramelton was plucked from a grassy knoll just in time on Tuesday, as he prepared to begin sniping down pensioners in the street as they made their way to collect their...
Fianna Fáil is to officially rebrand as 'The White Catholic Heterosexual Male in the 1950s Party', after formally adopting the policies of a typical white Catholic heterosexual male in the 1950s. The move has been welcomed by grass roots supporters of...

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