Tempers flared yesterday in Dail Éireann over the proposed new Trick or Treat tax which will see all sweets, chocolate bars, and other assorted treats collected during the Halloween period incur a tax of 25%. Multi-packs of Meanies are...
In the lead up to the marriage referendum on May 22nd, an 86-year-old Donegal bachelor has spoken out about his concerns regarding same sex marriage. The octogenarian, who lives alone up a mountain in the wilds of the county, told...
In news which is sure to rock Ireland's political landscape, it has been revealed that a Greek Yogurt has plans to obliterate the government in the next general election. It is believed the strained, whey-less yogurt decided to enter the...
Luke 'Ming' Flanagan MEP popped into Dollop Towers last night to chat about our grant application for a 4,861 km² roof to cover Donegal. While he was here, he took a break from his European Minister-ing duties to put his feet...
No group is claiming responsibility for a collection of toys found near a pram outside the Northern Irish Assembly at Stormont today, as the political crisis gripping the North’s power-sharing executive takes hold. A local dog-walker raised the alarm in...
European Union leaders have emerged from an emergency brainstorming session in Brussels this morning with a new compound word that can be used when discussing the Greek debt crisis. European Council President, Donald Tusk, emerged from the marathon 72-hour talks...
Managers of the Ritz Hotel have been forced to call the GhostBusters to remove the spirit of 80's UK Prime Minister and former living person, Margaret Thatcher, it has been revealed. Baroness Thatcher had been staying in the famous hotel...
The people of Donegal breathed a huge sigh of relief today after it was established there are absolutely no ties whatsoever between Ireland’s forgotten county and the newly-elected US President, Donald J. Trump. The news was confirmed by hand...
An Irish man by the name of Brien O'Denis has been officially awarded the Nation's Favourite Asshole Award 2015. The coveted title, granted to people who excel in the art of squatting down and defecating over an entire country, will be...
By now, you will all be sick of hearing about #BREXIT, the super-trendy media name given to the UK's marginally-successful referendum on leaving the European Union. In a fortnight of political mayhem, many experts have speculated what this will...

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