There was more good news for the northwest today after it was announced that the erection of a giant revolving gold statue of local MEP, Pat 'the Cope' Gallagher, is to get the green light as a result of...
An Irish man by the name of Brien O'Denis has been officially awarded the Nation's Favourite Asshole Award 2015. The coveted title, granted to people who excel in the art of squatting down and defecating over an entire country, will be...
Donald Trump has finally opened up and confirmed his complete and utter "cunt" status. “I’ve worked all my life, paid my taxes, shouted at some brown people, mocked the disabled and now I’m just getting on with being a total...
Luke 'Ming' Flanagan MEP popped into Dollop Towers last night to chat about our grant application for a 4,861 km² roof to cover Donegal. While he was here, he took a break from his European Minister-ing duties to put his feet...
The former leader of the Irish Labour Party, Joan Burton, is meeting Jeremy Corbyn today with a view to mounting a full scale comeback to the Irish political scene. The ex-Tánaiste is getting advice on how to put a full...
The Donegal eduction system has come under fire after it emerged that a local senator, who was educated under the system at both primary and secondary level, was left completely unable to understand the English language (unless it’s required...
Just a few hours into their 24 hour demonstration, the Donegal water charge protesters have admitted that they picked a bad night for it. Shivering outside the office of Fine Gael TD, Joe McHugh, one protester said, "Fluke this for...
The town of Dunfanaghy is to erect a statue in honour of Margaret Thatcher. The statue will be made from bronze and will stand 7.3ft high on the town plinth located in its picturesque Market Square. In a statement to Donegal...
In the lead up to the marriage referendum on May 22nd, an 86-year-old Donegal bachelor has spoken out about his concerns regarding same sex marriage. The octogenarian, who lives alone up a mountain in the wilds of the county, told...
No group is claiming responsibility for a collection of toys found near a pram outside the Northern Irish Assembly at Stormont today, as the political crisis gripping the North’s power-sharing executive takes hold. A local dog-walker raised the alarm in...

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