The former leader of the Irish Labour Party, Joan Burton, is meeting Jeremy Corbyn today with a view to mounting a full scale comeback to the Irish political scene. The ex-Tánaiste is getting advice on how to put a full...
By now, you will all be sick of hearing about #BREXIT, the super-trendy media name given to the UK's marginally-successful referendum on leaving the European Union. In a fortnight of political mayhem, many experts have speculated what this will...
Donald Trump has finally opened up and confirmed his complete and utter "cunt" status. “I’ve worked all my life, paid my taxes, shouted at some brown people, mocked the disabled and now I’m just getting on with being a total...
Fianna Fáil is to officially rebrand as 'The White Catholic Heterosexual Male in the 1950s Party', after formally adopting the policies of a typical white Catholic heterosexual male in the 1950s. The move has been welcomed by grass roots supporters of...
No group is claiming responsibility for a collection of toys found near a pram outside the Northern Irish Assembly at Stormont today, as the political crisis gripping the North’s power-sharing executive takes hold. A local dog-walker raised the alarm in...
An Irish man by the name of Brien O'Denis has been officially awarded the Nation's Favourite Asshole Award 2015. The coveted title, granted to people who excel in the art of squatting down and defecating over an entire country, will be...
Minister for Finance Michael Noonan is in desperate need of some Irish Water today after his pants have spontaneously combusted during a press conference. At the time of combustion, he was busy denying yesterday's Eurostat decision that state utility funding...
European Union leaders have emerged from an emergency brainstorming session in Brussels this morning with a new compound word that can be used when discussing the Greek debt crisis. European Council President, Donald Tusk, emerged from the marathon 72-hour talks...
As the crisis talks on the future of Greece in the Eurozone continues, news is emerging that the uncertainty over a potential 'Grexit' is to be decided once and for all, over a game of rock-paper-scissors. Ireland's Finance Minister Michael...
In the lead up to the marriage referendum on May 22nd, an 86-year-old Donegal bachelor has spoken out about his concerns regarding same sex marriage. The octogenarian, who lives alone up a mountain in the wilds of the county, told...

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