The former leader of the Irish Labour Party, Joan Burton, is meeting Jeremy Corbyn today with a view to mounting a full scale comeback to the Irish political scene. The ex-Tánaiste is getting advice on how to put a full...
A Donegal man has failed to impress anyone with his snapchat story featuring snaps of him on a night out and with a pint of Heineken. Fergus O' Knobhéad sent the snaps on the popular photo-swapping app on Friday evening,...
A Donegal man's masculinity has been called into question after spending an astonishing fourteen hours assembling one piece of IKEA furniture. Timothy Softman, a 43 year-old civil servant, began construction of the flat-pack IKEA DÜMBÅS wardrobe at 10am on Saturday morning,...
"The Turf's quite dry the year," according to bog men and women all over Donegal. Nobody's quite sure on the exact level of aridity of the popular peat product, but local suggestions on the levels of dryness include: •Dryer than a...
A distraught woman who ventured out on a shopping trip while not wearing makeup, has told Donegal Dollop how she met everyone while in town. The Donegal female, who doesn't wish to be named, opened up about her devastating experience and...
By now, you will all be sick of hearing about #BREXIT, the super-trendy media name given to the UK's marginally-successful referendum on leaving the European Union. In a fortnight of political mayhem, many experts have speculated what this will...
Donald Trump has finally opened up and confirmed his complete and utter "cunt" status. “I’ve worked all my life, paid my taxes, shouted at some brown people, mocked the disabled and now I’m just getting on with being a total...
Billions of Irish fans were left despondent on Thursday night as yet another Irish football qualification campaign refused to die a decent death and give the entire nation’s fingernails a break for once, with the Right To Die movement...
Armchair eschatologists were left bitterly disappointed last night after it emerged that the entire population of planet Earth had, once again, failed to make the cut for the ‘rapture’. Following detailed readings of a collection of ancient texts produced by...
Football is in shock this evening at the discovery of an honest worker at the offices of its governing body, FIFA. According to sources, the discovery was made in Zurich during the late afternoon, when Julie Goodleg, a thirty-six year-old...

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