In advance of the certainty of a Yes vote in the upcoming Marriage Referendum, the Supreme Court has confirmed that it has already successfully impregnated several surrogate women to meet the massive homosexual demand for babies expected after May...
A Ballyshannon man has decided that he’ll be giving up going to mass for Lent, effective from next Sunday’s 11am instance. Fifty-three year old Áodh Arásure, who works for Donegal County Council, has decided to drop weekly mass from his...
All buses that take the Donegal faithful to mass every Sunday are to have go-faster stripes stuck onto them, in an attempt to reduce the overall time it takes to make the five-minute journey to the church from thirty...
A 32-year-old agnostic man attending mass was relieved when the priest didn't ask his congregation to shake hands as a sign of peace. The man, who was at the church for a friend's wedding, said he was "buckin' delighted" when...
In a controversial draft of next week's Gaoth Dobhair parish newsletter, seen exclusively by Donegal Dollop, Fr. Paddy O'Boyle is set to add to his list of evil things which will henceforth be banished from the parish. Fr. Pat's pet...
A priest in Gaoth Dobhair has spoken out against heathen exercise regimes in the latest edition of the parish newsletter. Father Padraig O’Baoill took aim at Eastern practices such as yoga and t’ai chi, claiming that physical and mental...
A Christian cake has been refused service at a homosexual guesthouse in Donegal in a case that could test the country’s controversial ‘freedom of ill-informed beliefs’ law. Under the law, a vendor is allowed to refuse a patron service if...
A Donegal bride-to-be has purposefully stated that she’s “not that bothered” over the discovery of a mass grave of dead babies near a former Catholic home at Tuam, Co. Galway, “provided she gets the wedding photos in front of...
The Catholic media in Ireland is understood to be outraged at news that an “Anti-Catholic bias” is to chair an inquiry into the discovery of a mass grave of dead babies at Tuam, Co. Galway. Speaking to RTÉ news earlier,...
The small Donegal village of Kerrytown is up in holy arms tonight as a bottle of white wine appeared on the shrine of Holy Mary. The bottle, a 2012 8.99 euro bottle of 'Vive Le Plonc' available in most local...

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