A new study published by the UN has declared Ireland to be “the best small country in the world in which to be a rapist.” Despite marital rape being criminalised here in 1990, a string of controversial court cases...
The village of Meenlaragh is on high alert this evening at unconfirmed reports that one of its residents decided to park their car on the other side of the house. Earlier today, seventy-two year old Charlie Caide grew suspicious when...
A man has been arrested in Derry in connection with swiping sheep off the road and putting them into his pockets, also known as a ram-raid. Three ewes, a ram and ten lambs were taken from the Muckish Gap in...
Money from one of the best known family board games looks set to be introduced into the European Financial System after an announcement by the European Central Bank (ECB) earlier today. Announcing the measures, ECB President Mario Draghi stated that...
There was a brief respite today in the online campaign to have a satirical comedy show based on the famine banned before a single frame has even seen the light of day after armed extremists stormed the headquarters of...
A passenger plane has been escorted to Manchester Airport after an alarm was raised that one of the passengers, Josh Hartley (@JoshHartley_), had his smartphone turned on during the flight, playing the popular game, “World of Aircraft”. The same flight...
Donegal has officially waded into the Israel/Palestine conflict this afternoon after Donegal County Council voted unanimously to challenge Israel to a ‘square go’. Over 30 Councillors backed the motion, which calls for Israel to stop hiding behind the United States...
Taoiseach Enda Kenny is on his way to Buenos Aires this morning to assist the beleaguered Argentinian Prime Minister, Cristina de Kirchner, in the final stages of the complete fucking up of the South American country. As Argentina begins to...
This head of cabbage has been appointed to the Oireachtas Banking Inquiry in what is being described as a cynical move on the part of the government to make sure that the vegetables have a majority. Earlier today, Taoiseach Enda...
A Donegal bride-to-be has purposefully stated that she’s “not that bothered” over the discovery of a mass grave of dead babies near a former Catholic home at Tuam, Co. Galway, “provided she gets the wedding photos in front of...

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