RTÉ are to commission a cutting-edge new reality television show, set in Donegal, called The Great Irish Wake Off. Over sixteen weeks, wakes all over Donegal will compete in gruelling challenges, including: Sandwich making  Cigarette Offering  Cadbury's Roses Emptying  Coffin Watching Gossip The series will also...
The long-awaited Bryan Ferry service between Buncrana and Rathmullan has been approved for operation by Irish Ferry and Top of The Pops officials, Donegal Dollop can report. The Roxy Music front-man is due to depart from Buncrana Pier twice daily...
A woman on Facebook just won't stop pulling that stupid, fucking face, it has been reported today. Síle Shitehok, a 22 year old from Dungloe, began making that face in selfies after doing a half-day make up course with FÁS...
In the lead up to the marriage referendum on May 22nd, an 86-year-old Donegal bachelor has spoken out about his concerns regarding same sex marriage. The octogenarian, who lives alone up a mountain in the wilds of the county, told...
In advance of the certainty of a Yes vote in the upcoming Marriage Referendum, the Supreme Court has confirmed that it has already successfully impregnated several surrogate women to meet the massive homosexual demand for babies expected after May...
After earlier reports of a Kangaroo spotted outside the Sinn Féin’s Head Office, a source has told the Dollop that Skippy himself will run for the party at the next election. The lanky marsupial, best known for spotting when people...
A young Donegal man who has been living in Australia for over two years has had his 17th consecutive, awkward telephone-conversation with his Father. Kevin from Ballybofey moved to Perth in Western Australia in 2012 to work with a mining...
Sinn Fein have declared their unconditional support for the naming of a new Dublin flyover as “The Maria Cahill Flyover”. Announcing their support earlier, a party spokesperson said that while they had opposed the naming of the N7 flyover at...
Údarás Na Gaeltactha has announced that it is formally changing its name to Údarás Na Quangó, after a decision ‘as Gaeilge’ on the matter was made earlier today. The decision or ‘cinneadh’ has the effect of formally recognising its quango...
A Mullaghduff woman has arrived home from a shopping trip to Letterkenny much earlier than expected, after getting home today at 15:29. Thirty-Six year-old Gráinne Gásta from Mullaghduff had intended spending the full day in Letterkenny getting a new rig...

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