A Donegal man's masculinity has been called into question after spending an astonishing fourteen hours assembling one piece of IKEA furniture. Timothy Softman, a 43 year-old civil servant, began construction of the flat-pack IKEA DÜMBÅS wardrobe at 10am on Saturday morning,...
A distraught woman who ventured out on a shopping trip while not wearing makeup, has told Donegal Dollop how she met everyone while in town. The Donegal female, who doesn't wish to be named, opened up about her devastating experience and...
A woman from Lifford has been told that "she has a lovely dressh" on her. Known locally as 'Mhargit', the woman was told she had a wile nice frock at a wedding she attended last weekend. Mhargit was walking out to the...
A stuck-up, conceited woman finally accepted that she wasn't all that and reluctantly settled for a local undesirable man, it has been reported today. Winnie Wallflower, a spinster from Donegal Town, confirmed her relationship with village layabout, Jimmy Workshy after...
The people of Cork are celebrating today at news that from 2016, Norwegian Air will offer three chances per week to escape their shithole of a county. In a major boost for transatlantic tourism, Cork International Airport will see a...
Fianna Fáil is to officially rebrand as 'The White Catholic Heterosexual Male in the 1950s Party', after formally adopting the policies of a typical white Catholic heterosexual male in the 1950s. The move has been welcomed by grass roots supporters of...
The scientific community is buzzing today at a breakthrough discovery that that guy who takes selfies at the gym you go to, is a fucking arsehole. The discovery was made after a team of researchers followed him around for a...
A Donegal teacher is claiming that she's "bloody knackered", after returning to work this week following the school's three month holiday. Meadhbh Matamaitic, a national school teacher in Letterkenny, made the shocking revelation to a work colleague just before big lunch...
A Gweedore woman is into her third day of juicing after enjoying a Nettle and Celery juice for breakfast this morning. Forty-one year old Mairéad Ní Chairéad made the juice for breakfast this morning in her "NutriWullet" machine and really...
The town of Dunfanaghy is celebrating today after scooping a coveted Tidiest Town in Britain Award, beating towns from all over the United Kingdom. The town will be presented with a gold-plated Union Jack and a congratulations card from HRH...

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