With voters set to go to the polls in local and European elections this Friday, a well known pro-life ‘Institute’ has released a handy guide listing all of the local candidates who believe that suicidal rape victims should be...
According to a new Muff-Wayward Poll taken this week, Donegal looks set to vote ‘NO’ in Friday’s elections for both the European Parliament and Donegal County Council. The poll sees the NO vote with an insurmountable lead in both elections with...
Last night the devastating news was announced that McDaid’s Football Special, the sacred soft drink that has formed the cornerstone of Donegal civilisation since the beginning of recorded human history, is moving its bottling factory to Northern Ireland. In response,...
Bubbles were seen all over Dublin this morning at the announcement by Finance Minister Michael Noonan of a stimulus package to bolster the beleaguered Irish Construction Sector. The measures include: Free bottle of Fairy Liquid for all first time buyers A new...
A Red C poll released this morning in the wake of last night’s European Election Debate on TV3 has shown that the empty chair resulting from Fís Nua’s inability to show up is now significantly ahead in the polls...
Alan Shatter has resigned from cabinet today, to take up a new position as Locutus of Borg. In his new role, he will act as the Borg representative in all future contacts with humanity, including how to infiltrate Starfleet, how...
A new independent poll has put Russian President Vladimir Putin's approval rating at 368%, the highest level since his alleged altercation with Grigori Rasputin in 1916, the year he become Russian president. The independent poll, taken by an independent polling...
President of Ireland, Michael D. Higgins, has informed the Department of Foreign Affairs that he will not be returning to Ireland when his current visit to the UK ends, opting instead for a new life as a hipster in...
Queen Elizabeth has congratulated Irish president Michael D. Higgins on a successful sex change operation, after meeting him on his state visit to Great Britain. The British monarch, who last met an Irish president as a feisty catholic lady called...
In a stunning result in snap Student Union elections this evening, students at Letterkenny IT have elected former British conservative politician, Enoch Powell, as their new Equality Officer. It had been assumed that Enoch Powell died in 1998 following a...

SOCIAL DOLLOPS

7,517FansLike
4,756FollowersFollow