There was a rare sight in Raphoe today with the arrival of a black man. The man, believed to be from Letterkenny, caused a stir as he walked up the town's main street. Onlookers were shocked at the once in a lifetime...
The plans for the opening ceremony of the funeral of Baroness Thatcher were outlined in the UK today by the chairman of the British Association of Funeral Organisers for Deceased Dignitaries Whose Contribution is No More or Less Valid...
Mary Lou McDonald has been chosen to replace Twink as the panto dame in Jack and the Beanstalk at University College Hall Limerick. The deputy leader of Sinn Féin will replace Adele “Zip up yer Micky-Where’s My Dog-My Heart’s Broken into...
Minister for Public Expenditure and Reform, Brendan Howlin, will today deliver his part of Budget 2013 from the confines of the International Space Station, after being flown there in a top-secret mission executed over the past few weeks. Donegal Dollop...
Adrian Fookstick, a bloke from Downings, says it is time the US Government had tighter drone control laws. According to Fookstick, the buckin' crackpot, "US Drones have been killing and maiming thousands of brown people who don't speak English. Among...
TDs are expected to vote against a proposed diamond-encrusted top hat tax in the Dáil today, despite some noted economists claiming the tax might go some way towards addressing the State's budget problems. The proposed tax was drafted as...
Minister for Agriculture, Simon Coveney, has been appointed chair of a new committee called “The Oireachtas Committee on Knowing Fucking Everything.” The committee will meet on a fortnightly basis and will involve repetitive citation of everything that everybody on the...
The venue for the All-Ireland Final to take place on 23rd September between Donegal and Mayo has finally been confirmed as 'Croke Park' in Dublin. Up until now the word ‘Croker’ had been appearing in every headline & slogan associated...
The question on everyone's lips was "how?" How could such a vital part of the machinery of local government be dissolved? Well, with all the heavy rain in the County of late, sure it was bound to happen! After A WHOLE...
The anti-tax protest group Can't Pay, Won't Pay have asked their supporters to put their hands in their pockets and cough up to fund the campaign. The campaign hopes to raise more money to pay for giant banners and placards,...

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