After earlier reports of a Kangaroo spotted outside the Sinn Féin’s Head Office, a source has told the Dollop that Skippy himself will run for the party at the next election. The lanky marsupial, best known for spotting when people...
Údarás Na Gaeltactha has announced that it is formally changing its name to Údarás Na Quangó, after a decision ‘as Gaeilge’ on the matter was made earlier today. The decision or ‘cinneadh’ has the effect of formally recognising its quango...
Head of the IMF Christine Lagarde is in Dublin today to show the exact spot in which the Troika repeatedly fucked Ireland during its five year bailout programme. She is attending a special conference to review Ireland’s experience of the...
In the wake of some very positive publicity for Minister for Health Leo Varadkar, after publicly coming out as a gay man on the Miriam radio show earlier today, the leaders of the main opposition parties have told their...
The Irish political world was left reeling this morning after it was revealed that Minister for Agriculture, Food, and the Marine, Simon Coveney, is, in fact, straight. It had long been suspected that Coveney, who is married with three children,...
There was a brief respite today in the online campaign to have a satirical comedy show based on the famine banned before a single frame has even seen the light of day after armed extremists stormed the headquarters of...
Ireland’s operating system has been regressed to 2007’s “Windows Vista” product, after a failed reboot attempt in Dublin on Friday. The operating system, known for its dramatic slowdown, unoriginal graphical user interface and overall lacking in any innovative features was...
Sinn Féin's deputy leader Mary Lou McDonald has today read out the name of an “S Claus” as being on a controversial list of alleged Ansbacher deposit account holders put forward by a whistle-blower. She made the sensational claims in...
There were violent scenes near the Baiji oil refinery in Iraq this morning after Deputy Prime Minister Saleh al-Mutlaq was attacked with a water balloon by ISIS militants during an official visit to the region. Unfortunately, the terror did not...
Mary Lou McDonald has been chosen to replace Twink as the panto dame in Jack and the Beanstalk at University College Hall Limerick. The deputy leader of Sinn Féin will replace Adele “Zip up yer Micky-Where’s My Dog-My Heart’s Broken into...

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