There has been a breakthrough in talks between the Department of Education and teachers over proposed changes to the Junior Cycle. A compromise has been reached whereby students will correct their own exam papers, ensuring full impartiality of Ireland's teachers...
A Dublin secondary school has been attracting heavy criticism over the formulation of a new code of conduct for bullies of LGBT students, called “The Gay Cross Code”. Coláiste Eoin in Stillorgan was due to host a free workshop by...
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Schoolchildren all over Ireland are to hold a candlelit vigil this evening to ask for an all-out strike by the Teachers' Union of Ireland, preferably on December 7th so they can go shopping for toys. Some kids are even going...
A 36-year-old Donegal man has finally received an ALS Ice Bucket Challenge nomination. Billy-No-Mates, an unemployed bachelor who still lives with his parents, was notified via Facebook of his nomination late last night, roughly 3 weeks after the Ice Bucket...
With voters set to go to the polls in local and European elections this Friday, a well known pro-life ‘Institute’ has released a handy guide listing all of the local candidates who believe that suicidal rape victims should be...
The whole country will today embark on the biggest display of green hypocrisy ever by partaking in one large concurrent game of neknominate, without the use of social media. From early morning, drinkers will pile into the pubs to show...
A dangerous chemical, believed to be fluoride, has been discovered by a Letterkenny man in a tube of commercially available toothpaste. The discovery was made this morning when the man noticed nothing unusual whatsoever after brushing his teeth, continuing on...
Having recently discovered that regulation of sex education in Irish secondary schools is virtually non-existent, a mysterious new religious group has emerged offering comprehensive sex advice to schoolchildren throughout the northwest, free of charge. The group, known as ‘Soft...
There was more good news for Garth Brooks fans this weekend with the world famous Country and Western star announcing plans for an ambitious new concept album to coincide with his big comeback tour in 2014. It is rumoured...

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