The Sun newspaper is set to publish new pictures of massive tits on its front cover, ending rumours that the newspaper had decided to drop a long standing British convention. The cover is expected later this week. The move is being...
Fresh from his heroic attempts earlier in the week to highlight the plight of long-suffering (but incredibly well-compensated) politicians as a result of the "constant denigration of politics" in the media, Minister for the Curtailment of Communications Pat Rabbitte...
A Donegal genius received the news yesterday that he got 64,251 points in his leaving cert, but failed to secure an A1 grade in the French. Sixteen year old John McStew, a super-brain from Leitir, managed to get the maximum...
A retired Donegal teacher has lashed out at the new Windows 8 operating system, calling it “a load a buckin’ shite”. Mhary Bhriste, 75 from Keeldrum, said the new operating system is a load of balls. “I liked having the...
Nigel Farage is rumoured to be en route to Donegal today to look into establishing the headquarters of UKIP's new Irish Branch at Dunfanaghy Community Centre. The move is expected to create up to ten jobs in Donegal in the...
Later this month, Gweedore is to unveil its state of the art "Sure It's Just Like the Titanic" heritage centre celebrating 40 years since Bád Eddie ('Eddie's Boat') ran aground on Magherclogher beach. Cara Na Mara ('Friend of the Sea')...
A couple of poor Donegal farmers had their prayers answered over the weekend as a Massey Ferguson 6470 appeared before the feet of their praying bodies. Billy McBhilly and his wife, Biddy McBhilly, stopped their back-breaking but honest day's work...
There is widespread panic in the Eurozone today as Cypriot sperm banks have been ordered to remain closed for the foreseeable future by ECB officials. Sperm banks in Cyprus have been closed since last week, leaving lonely male Cypriots unable...
Owners of Dublin Pub, Quinn's, have today announced that the famous public house will move to Ballybofey, Co. Donegal. Bar owner, Mr. Quinn, gave Donegal Dollop reasons for the move. "Well it is usually only Donegal people that drink in...
A Donegal school has controversially refused to register a set of ginger twins, saying that to do so would be against the school's catholic ethos and that its main duty was to protect the 102 non-ginger pupils at the school. The...

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