Máire Coyle-Worthington, Alaska and Ardara, RIP - Tea Party activist, originally from Kincasslagh, choked on a scone of her own ire at news that Barack Obama had won a second term in office. Survived by a town of bible-wielding nut-jobs hell-bent...
Freddie Sheaclaidir , Glasgow, RIP (2012) - Died of a heart attack after consuming nothing but the Scotch National Dish, the deep fried Mars bar a day, for the last twenty years, helping him work, play and rest in...
Gallagher Gallagher, Letterkenny, RIP - Died of inbreeding after his mother (also his sister) had sex with his father (also his brother) and his 'parents' (i.e. children) had sex with the cousins who were giving birth to his son...
Shanta Toye, Letterkenny, RIP - Tripped on a mound of selection boxes in a Letterkenny Supermarket that a local conjecture site reported were on sale (WOW!); hit his head off the corner of the frozen-foods freezer and has now...
Tim O'Headbháll, Glenties, RIP - Killed stone dead after getting hit on the head by a chunk of meteoric rock which crashed to earth over Glenties. What are the chances? Around the same as the liklihood of winning the lotto twice...
Eibhlín Ní Phoacher, Letterkenny, RIP - Slipped on a banana skin in a chaotic episode outside Letterkenny's "Quiet Moment" café during the week. Last thing she saw was an elephant bearing down on her to go for a pish. Phats Mines,...
Margov Ní Phootin, Moscow and Mullaghduff, RIP - Originally from Moscow, died in a pussy-riot in Mullaghduff after the cats of Mullaghduff, along with the local Russian community, got together to protest over the jailing of a Russian rock...
Tommy Toirneach, Inishowen, RIP - Tommy was struck by lightning back in 2008, at that time he survived. Last night he was struck again and this time it frazzled him to cinders. Tommy was a keen sprinter and went to...
Eddie Na Limphwick, Falcarragh, RIP - A driving-enthused stoner from Falcarragh; was sucking green diesel from his tractor through a hose so he could fill a jerrycan for his Vauxhall Nova; a passer-by tossed the burning ember of a...
Derek Akorea, Curransport and London, RIP - A native of Curransport, Derek grew up in London and got a job in telly (makin' the wile cool grawwwwphics hiy); made a cock up at the women's Olympic soccer during the...

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