Donegal Dollop reporter, John Watery-Eyes, found a magic lamp last week and has been locked away in his bedroom of Dollop Towers rubbing furiously since. He's even polished the lamp once too. Filling in again this week is The...
Donegal has been buzzing over the last few days at news that the well known 80's sleazefest, Dallas, was finally making its return to Irish televisions and last night, jeesh Dallas was on. People all over the county momentarily forgot...
The Shart, Grand Opening Donegal's widest building, The Shart, will be officially opened today with a gala performance from the Donegal Philharmonic Orchestra. The building is the brainchild of legendary Irish architect, Frank Gáire, and its design was inspired...
Quickoshift, a Donegal manufacturer based in Letterkenny, has won a lucrative contract to manufacture book covers for use with the popular 'Mammy Porn' series, Fifty Shades of Grey. The covers will be released to the Irish market in one week's time...
"The most feared politician in Europe" according to some, Alexis Tsiparas stands on the brink of election victory as voters go to the polls in Greece today. Latest opinion polls show his left-wing Syriza party running neck and neck with...
There was widespread dismay in Donegal this week as the county learned of the tragic case of a man who snorted Daz washing powder but didn't die. The man, who would surely have been a prime candidate for a Darwin...
The End of the World (Except Donegal): The night sky will light up like a council house earmarked for a traveller family this evening as the world comes to an abrupt end due to the impact of a meteorite...
There was excitement among the Donegal genealogical community today as it was announced that Hollywood actor, Kevin Bacon, could be linked to the county using the five mandatory degrees of separation required by law when making tenuous connections to...
Donegal Dollop will later this month conduct an EXCLUSIVE interview with noted black celebrity, Samuel L. Fishburne-Freeman-Jackson-Elba-Mandela-Poitier. The well-known non-Caucasian actor will discuss his life’s work, which includes many iconic films such as The Matrix, Pulp Fiction, The Shawshank Redemption,...
Not content with being like all the other stations, it is rumoured that TV3 is set to sexualise its news progamming with special "News for the Horny" bulletins preceding the 'Tonight Show With Vincent Browne' Monday to Thursday and...

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