A stuck-up, conceited woman finally accepted that she wasn't all that and reluctantly settled for a local undesirable man, it has been reported today. Winnie Wallflower, a spinster from Donegal Town, confirmed her relationship with village layabout, Jimmy Workshy after...
Bono has launched a stark warning for anyone who listens to music, claiming that levels of respect for the veteran Irish rock band is decreasing “at an alarming rate.” According to sources, the 55 year-old frontman is calling on the...
Donegal is in mourning as it's been reported that a local man's cassette tape of Roxette's Joyride has finally snapped, after 24 years of continuous play. The incident happened earlier this evening when Ardara man, Danny Disco, was travelling home in his...
Donegal Dollop has been given a Daniel O'Donnell EXCLUSIVE and are pleased to present this first edition of Daniel's weekly diary as he competes to win Strictly Come Dancing 2015: Well hello there, how's it all hangin'? So glad to get...
The scientific community is buzzing today at a breakthrough discovery that that guy who takes selfies at the gym you go to, is a fucking arsehole. The discovery was made after a team of researchers followed him around for a...
Gweedore is celebrating tonight at news that its first Lady, Máire Rua Gallagher, has been formally selected to partner Daniel O’Donnell on the new series of Strictly Come Dancing. The news comes after an earlier announcement that Daniel himself was to...
A Gweedore woman is into her third day of juicing after enjoying a Nettle and Celery juice for breakfast this morning. Forty-one year old Mairéad Ní Chairéad made the juice for breakfast this morning in her "NutriWullet" machine and really...
An Irish man by the name of Brien O'Denis has been officially awarded the Nation's Favourite Asshole Award 2015. The coveted title, granted to people who excel in the art of squatting down and defecating over an entire country, will be...
The town of Dunfanaghy is celebrating today after scooping a coveted Tidiest Town in Britain Award, beating towns from all over the UK. The town will be presented with a gold-plated Union Jack and a congratulations card from Queen Elizabeth...
RTÉ are to commission a cutting-edge new reality television show, set in Donegal, called The Great Irish Wake Off. Over sixteen weeks, wakes all over Donegal will compete in gruelling challenges, including: Sandwich making  Cigarette Offering  Cadbury's Roses Emptying  Coffin Watching Gossip The series will also...

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