This head of cabbage has been appointed to the Oireachtas Banking Inquiry in what is being described as a cynical move on the part of the government to make sure that the vegetables have a majority. Earlier today, Taoiseach Enda...
Bubbles were seen all over Dublin this morning at the announcement by Finance Minister Michael Noonan of a stimulus package to bolster the beleaguered Irish Construction Sector. The measures include: Free bottle of Fairy Liquid for all first time buyers A new...
Irish Rail have drawn criticism both in print media and on national radio in recent weeks for exposing their customers to what some have described as “a cynical post-transaction marketing scam scheme” aimed at duping consumers while they’re simply...
Penalty Point Quashing, Lying and Intimidation Based in Ireland - in association with The Road Traffic Act 2002 Ref. Wink Wink Quash Quash 12 Description An intern is required to work in a brand new role at An Garda Síochána which is part of a move...
It has been announced that Donegal residents will be given the right to vote in the Scottish Referendum on Independence later in 2014. The announcement was made in Scotchland today by Great British Prime Minister David Cameron, citing strong cultural...
God has announced that he is ending his long-standing partnership with the Irish National Broadcaster, RTÉ, after a dramatic turn of events on Twitter last night. The effect of the decision will mean the removal from the national, publicly-funded airways of: The...
The Taoiseach has announced a brand new “Plan for Economic Signpost Action Plan for Jobs Recovery Target Implementation Plan.” The plan is a set of milestones that many in government believe can be achieved with “the right set of planning...
Ulster Bank chiefs have been left red-faced again today after accidentally decapitating their mascot, Henri Hippo, and posting the shocking video on the internet. In yet another online mishap, the struggling bank suffered "an internal issue," after Henri was seen...
Shops in Dublin are reportedly “Sold Out” of all duvet stock and many non-palers are facing a pre-Christmas "Culchiegeddon" as a consequence. Earlier today, five of Dublin's biggest retailers have said they are pulling all duvet stock until December 8th...
Roy Keane has signed a two year Ubiquity Contract with the Irish Media, guaranteeing that everything he says, does and thinks will be broadcast in real time for everyone to witness. The contract paves the way for blanket Roy Keane...

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