Money from one of the best known family board games looks set to be introduced into the European Financial System after an announcement by the European Central Bank (ECB) earlier today. Announcing the measures, ECB President Mario Draghi stated that...
The Sun newspaper is set to publish new pictures of massive tits on its front cover, ending rumours that the newspaper had decided to drop a long standing British convention. The cover is expected later this week. The move is being...
Head of the IMF Christine Lagarde is in Dublin today to show the exact spot in which the Troika repeatedly fucked Ireland during its five year bailout programme. She is attending a special conference to review Ireland’s experience of the...
Ireland’s operating system has been regressed to 2007’s “Windows Vista” product, after a failed reboot attempt in Dublin on Friday. The operating system, known for its dramatic slowdown, unoriginal graphical user interface and overall lacking in any innovative features was...
Sinn Féin's deputy leader Mary Lou McDonald has today read out the name of an “S Claus” as being on a controversial list of alleged Ansbacher deposit account holders put forward by a whistle-blower. She made the sensational claims in...
The Troika have concluded the second of their post-bailout missions to Ireland by stating that they are completely out of ways to fuck over the people of Ireland. “After ramming it into every orifice of every single one of you,...
The ECB has divided its main refinancing rate by 0 in a move expected to cause its main calculator to show an error. Making the announcement earlier today, ECB President Mario Draghi said they were now at the point where...
Minister for Social Protection Joan Burton has announced a revolutionary employment scheme called “Work-Bridge-Job-Path-Employment-Bridge-Service-Way” Unlike its previous inception, “Nothing for Something” (a.k.a JobBridge) this latest version of the scheme, known as “tender pretender”, allows private companies earn a fee for...
Taoiseach Enda Kenny is on his way to Buenos Aires this morning to assist the beleaguered Argentinian Prime Minister, Cristina de Kirchner, in the final stages of the complete fucking up of the South American country. As Argentina begins to...
Millions of country music fans in Ireland (along with the handful of fans that live inside The Pale) are reacting with a level of trepidation at news that the upcoming Garth Brooks concerts due to take place at Croke...

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