No group is claiming responsibility for a collection of toys found near a pram outside the Northern Irish Assembly at Stormont today, as the political crisis gripping the North’s power-sharing executive takes hold. A local dog-walker raised the alarm in...
An Irish man by the name of Brien O'Denis has been officially awarded the Nation's Favourite Asshole Award 2015. The coveted title, granted to people who excel in the art of squatting down and defecating over an entire country, will be...
Minister for Finance Michael Noonan is in desperate need of some Irish Water today after his pants have spontaneously combusted during a press conference. At the time of combustion, he was busy denying yesterday's Eurostat decision that state utility funding...
As the crisis talks on the future of Greece in the Eurozone continues, news is emerging that the uncertainty over a potential 'Grexit' is to be decided once and for all, over a game of rock-paper-scissors. Ireland's Finance Minister Michael...
Donegal County Enterprise Board received strong criticisms from local business owners today after their decision to appoint Master Blaster from Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome as their new Chief-Executive Officer next year. Master Blaster, everyone's favourite Midget/Downs Syndrome-bodybuilder combo from the...
Tempers flared yesterday in Dail Éireann over the proposed new Trick or Treat tax which will see all sweets, chocolate bars, and other assorted treats collected during the Halloween period incur a tax of 25%. Multi-packs of Meanies are...
Santa Claus has said he will be making “hard decisions” in this year’s Christmas allocations, after a 10% shortfall in his annual budget. The news was announced earlier as part of his yearly pre-Christmas statement. The shortfall is due to...
There was more good news for the northwest today after it was announced that the erection of a giant revolving gold statue of local MEP, Pat 'the Cope' Gallagher, is to get the green light as a result of...
Donegal County Council was left feeling bemused today after hearing they were allocated a €500,000 Grant Mitchell loan. At this morning's meeting, TD Denny Mac Ispíní announced to the DCC members that they were very lucky to secure Grant Mitchell...
A confused 'Can't Pay, Won't Pay' protester from Ramelton was plucked from a grassy knoll just in time on Tuesday, as he prepared to begin sniping down pensioners in the street as they made their way to collect their...

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