Ulster Bank chiefs have been left red-faced again today after accidentally decapitating their mascot, Henri Hippo, and posting the shocking video on the internet. In yet another online mishap, the struggling bank suffered "an internal issue," after Henri was seen...
Tempers flared yesterday in Dail Éireann over the proposed new Trick or Treat tax which will see all sweets, chocolate bars, and other assorted treats collected during the Halloween period incur a tax of 25%. Multi-packs of Meanies are...
There is widespread panic in the Eurozone today as Cypriot sperm banks have been ordered to remain closed for the foreseeable future by ECB officials. Sperm banks in Cyprus have been closed since last week, leaving lonely male Cypriots unable...
There was more good news for the northwest today after it was announced that the erection of a giant revolving gold statue of local MEP, Pat 'the Cope' Gallagher, is to get the green light as a result of...
Donegal Dollop has learned that a lucrative offshore tax avoidance scheme operating out of Arranmore is a big hit with celebrities all over the county. The scheme involves withdrawal of all monies owed to the revenue from bank accounts, placing them...
Following recent reports that a shop in Inishowen has begun accepting the defunct Punt as legal currency, the entire town of Bundoran has taken the bold move of reintroducing the talent—the ancient Biblical currency from the New Testament. "It's not...
The riot squad are on standby in Donegal Town today as crowds spent last night in their cars to be first to "get a good spot" at Donegal Town's monthly car boot sale. From 4pm yesterday evening, cars from as far as...
A confused 'Can't Pay, Won't Pay' protester from Ramelton was plucked from a grassy knoll just in time on Tuesday, as he prepared to begin sniping down pensioners in the street as they made their way to collect their...
The entire county is up in arms after Fine Gael's announcement this afternoon to tax the popular internet meme 'that awkward moment when...'. The internet phrase, popular among teenage girls and unimaginative wastards, is the backbone of social media outlets...

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