Google looks set to formally launch its browser crashing service, Google Chrash, after an announcement at a recent web summit. The application will allow the user witness a frozen Google Chrome screen for an undetermined period, while simultaneously showing a...
Head of the IMF Christine Lagarde is in Dublin today to show the exact spot in which the Troika repeatedly fucked Ireland during its five year bailout programme. She is attending a special conference to review Ireland’s experience of the...
Donegal is to receive over €400 in stimulus measures as part of the government's €2bn stimulus package for the Dublin area announced today. The package is being funded by the National Pension Reserve, future sales of state assets, and the European Investment Bank. Donegal's...
It is believed that JobBridge are to take advantage of the JobBridge National Internship Scheme. The move is expected to reduce the scheme's running costs to "almost fuck all" by paying people who could otherwise be out looking for a...
Irish cover-band, Westlife, have been sold to the 'Great West' Canadian company, in a deal worth 1.3 billion euro. The measure will be effective from tomorrow and will include all four surviving members of the band. “We believe this particular...
Microsoft has made the SHOCKING revelation that their new 'Xbox One' console will give users the ability to "play video games." They made the announcement at the unveiling of their latest junk-piece in Seattle yesterday, showcasing the ultimate experience for...
A premises at Gweedore Industrial Estate will be soon used to produce a new range of blow up dolls called “Lotta Love”, a revolutionary new blow-up doll that not only acts as an oral receptacle, but also simulates sexy-talk...
Bubbles were seen all over Dublin this morning at the announcement by Finance Minister Michael Noonan of a stimulus package to bolster the beleaguered Irish Construction Sector. The measures include: Free bottle of Fairy Liquid for all first time buyers A new...
As the crisis talks on the future of Greece in the Eurozone continues, news is emerging that the uncertainty over a potential 'Grexit' is to be decided once and for all, over a game of rock-paper-scissors. Ireland's Finance Minister Michael...
Donegal company, Adobe, who make the widely used Flash Player, have announced that the latest version of the player will be pulled from the Google+ Anrdoid Galaxy Tab in a move that the technology community is heralding as "the...

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