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Donegal Dollop has learned that a lucrative offshore tax avoidance scheme operating out of Arranmore is a big hit with celebrities all over the county. The scheme involves withdrawal of all monies owed to the revenue from bank accounts, placing them...
Hollywood movie star, George Clooney, has struck back at corrupt South Sudanese officials and war profiteers fueling some of Africa's deadliest conflicts. The co-founder of The Sentry, an initiative to expose unethical banking which funds war criminals and profiteering, plans...
Initial results from the 2016 Census show that more people are shagging and having babies in Ireland. Also taking into account the number of people popping their clogs, emigrating, and immigrating, the results show a net increase of 3.7% in...
The riot squad are on standby in Donegal Town today as crowds spent last night in their cars to be first to "get a good spot" at Donegal Town's monthly car boot sale. From 4pm yesterday evening, cars from as far as...
There was more good news for the northwest today after it was announced that the erection of a giant revolving gold statue of local MEP, Pat 'the Cope' Gallagher, is to get the green light as a result of...
The people of Cork are celebrating today at news that from 2016, Norwegian Air will offer three chances per week to escape their shithole of a county. In a major boost for transatlantic tourism, Cork International Airport will see a...
An Irish man by the name of Brien O'Denis has been officially awarded the Nation's Favourite Asshole Award 2015. The coveted title, granted to people who excel in the art of squatting down and defecating over an entire country, will be...
Local TD, Frank O'Thugbúd, is "absolutely devastated" for the people of Letterkenny this evening at news that its oldest porn shop, 'Dhurty Betty', is to turn off its doorbell and go into receivership with the loss of two jobs. The...
Ulster Bank chiefs have been left red-faced again today after accidentally decapitating their mascot, Henri Hippo, and posting the shocking video on the internet. In yet another online mishap, the struggling bank suffered "an internal issue," after Henri was seen...
There is villainous hand-rubbing going on in Dungloe these days, due to the fact that local global megastar Daniel O'Donnell's new visitor centre has become an entirely unexpected success. Unbelievably, more than 5,000 people have ACTUALLY PAID to see a collection...

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