It is with deep sadness that Donegal Dollop reports of the expiration of the last remaining can of Lynx Java, early Monday evening.

The body spray, which adorned countless testosterone-filled, teenage boys of the 1990’s, as well as high-rolling Donegal building contractors of the early 2000’s, passed away peacefully in a pungent mist of throat-gagging aroma at the back of a drawer in the North West.

The unique fragrance, which was the inspiration for the Nirvana hit; ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’, gained popularity instantly with bog-smelling Donegal males, who up until 1991, had to wash mainly with Carageen Moss or Castrol GTX.

Lynx Java Body Spray is survived by a 75ml can of Impulse and half a bottle of DENIM shower gel.