Donegal man, Hughie Casanova, is ecstatic this evening after hearing news of the split between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.
The 46-year-old bachelor from Kilmacrennan told Donegal Dollop, “Fluke sake, sur. With yer man Brad out of the PITTURE, I’ll finally get my chance with Angelina, and she’ll JOLIE well like it, hiy.”
The singleton, who lives with his 81-year-old mother in a council house, claims he now has a shot at landing the Hollywood starlet, explaining he didn’t feel it was right wooing the Tomb Raider star while she was going out with “The buck off Benjamin Buttons (sic)”.
The unemployed Lothario told Donegal Dollop he’ll show Angelina a good time in Letterkenny, by taking her for a gawk at the nice clothes in Penneys, then for a slap-up meal in 4 Lanterns, before a spin down to the old Dunnes for a Wibbly Wobbly Wonder.
Now that Brangelina is no more, he also plans to buy a couple of bunk beds off DoneDeal to sleep the six Jolie children in his 3-bed semi.