The people of Cork are celebrating today at news that from 2016, Norwegian Air will offer three chances per week to escape their shithole of a county.

In a major boost for transatlantic tourism, Cork International Airport will see a new service to Boston, helping Cork people to get away from Cork.

“Being from Cork is amazing,” said a Cork person before adding that “being from Cork is amazing. I’m from Cork like. Cork Cork Cork”.

It is not yet known if the airline will do a Carrickfinn service to New York, allowing Donegal people make a similar escape.

Elsewhere, US immigration are being briefed on how exactly to tell Irish people they don’t give a shite what county they come from.