World-famous hipster, Banksy, was recently revealed to be on the New World Order payroll...
World-famous hipster, Banksy, was recently revealed to be on the New World Order payroll…

A group of non-expert bloggers met on Twitter this morning to present a unified front on the issue of climate change. The group claim unequivocally that the current scientific consensus on the issue is an elaborate conspiracy engineered by corrupt government leaders at the behest of the Rothschild family.

The non-expert group say the policies currently being sought by government leaders are nothing more than a shameless attempt to line their own pockets by raising taxes and imposing levies on hard-working oil companies. The group claim that the entire peer-review system has been commandeered by the New World Order in a bid to implement this plot.

“The peer review system is rigged.” said Máirtín Ó Grianghraf, a marketing consultant from Milford, “Admittedly, I’ve never actually tried to have anything published in a real scientific journal, but the whole system is quite obviously rigged. They only publish what the government wants them to publish. Think about it!”

It is hoped a similar consensus can be reached in the coming weeks on the issues of water fluoridation, the 1969 moon landing, and whether or not “teh Jewz” were responsible for 9/11.