"WOW! Almost two times better than 2-in-1"
“WOW! Almost two times better than 2-in-1”

A Dunfanaghy inventor, entrepreneur and bisexual has finally been granted a patent for his new one of a kind product ; the 4-in-1.

The 4-in-1 follows in the footsteps of many products on the market already such as the shampoo and conditioner (2-in-1) or the shampoo and conditioner/body-wash combo (3-in-1). However it is with the introduction of this fourth dimension that has gotten the personal hygiene sector in a lather.

We contacted inventor Harry McGee to find out more about the product.”Well it all happened quite a few years ago,back when that Centra was a Mace. I was doing my shopping and had it all horsed into the wan bag and by the time I had made it home didn’t my Head and Shoulders and Lynx body-wash burst all over me shopping. So then i had the brainwave. Why isn’t there a 4-in-1? A single bottle that’s a shampoo, conditioner, body-wash and pasta sauce all in one? It took me years of development but by fluke I finally got it.”

Letterkenny I.T. students had been selected for trials for a prototype since January with 94% coming back with positive results. One was quoted as saying “It’s great. When I’m down in Tesco’s I don’t have to be hauling a load of bottles of this, that and the other home in the pissing rain. One bottle does the job and it’s great on a bit of spaghetti.”

Mr. McGee said his target demographic would be students, people who are travelling on planes who have luggage restrictions and anyone who generally likes pasta.