Massive clouds expected to turn up for a nosey…

HUGE clouds are expected to gather in Donegal Town’s diamond district tonight for the big homecoming of the victorious Donegal football team that thankfully, will be arriving via Pettigo.

From 4pm this afternoon no traffic will be allowed near the town as four cumulus clouds, three cirrus clouds and six stratus clouds are expected to descend upon the town at approximately eight o’clock tonight (though it will be much later if they’re arriving via Pettigo).

The Donegal diamond-district, synonymous with diamond-running, drugs and prostitution, will be temporarily cleaned up for the grand occasion as Jimmy’s boys come home to the historic capital of Donegal.

Letterkenny, a thriving cosmopolitan city which has come on by leaps and bounds in recent years with the opening of a state of the art Dunnes Stores facility next to some roundabouts, will have a video link up with Donegal Town, with begrudging locals watching the spectacle saying “that should be here hiy, those clouds are ours sur”.

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