McFetus
McFetus

It is reported that last Monday morning, a street-sweeper on upper-main street Letterkenny had spotted an odd looking object lying on the ground. Upon further investigation he thought it might be a human fetus.

He notified his supervisor who in turn called the Gardai and the corner of the street was closed off with a forensic team being called in to investigate (all this at a massive expense to the tax payer).

It was only after 12 hours of analysis at a hi-tech laboratory in Dublin that the suspect “fetus” was identified as a Chicken McNugget.

Garda Superintendent Sean McShean had this to say about the whole incident; “Aye, it was a Chicken McNugget from MiciD’s all right. It had us going for a wee bit there. The buck that found it has been fired and are going to put this all behind us. Happy days.”