American author and playwright, Gore Vidal, is to meet celebrity hairdresser Vidal Sasson in the next couple of hours. The unlikely pairing will take place way up in space, well past the clouds and that phoney, non-planet Pluto.

The news of the meeting comes just days after Irish novelist, Maeve Binchy, checked out her last book in the leabharlann in the sky.

Vidal, whose books shocked mainstream America by featuring unambiguous homosexuality, also outraged the males of Donegal, because not wearing a T-shirt on a night out or even wearing a coat is considered “Saft.”

Donegal Dollop wish all three the best in their future afterlives and ask them not to come after us when it gets dark or at Halloween.


  1. Gore Vidal was nothing but a big mouth fag who was rich and lived most of his life in Italy with his boyfriend.