Kim Jong-Un today dismissed reports that he is planning to buy a holiday home in Donegal.

The supreme leader of North Korea has reportedly been scouring in the hope of finding something economical where he could kick back, relax, and forget about day-to-day worries when not oppressing his people.

However, when we managed to get Jong-Un on the phone today, he denied having any such plans.

We also contacted several estate agents and asked if Jong-Un had been in contact. Responses were unanimously along the lines of “like any reputable business, we prefer not to disclose information regarding our clients.”

Shocked at this unwillingness to divulge information that is none of our business anyway, we’re going to take it that the move might still be on.