Police are currently questioning three joggers in relation to an incident that didn’t take place on Saturday 4th March.

Three people were spotted fleeing the scene where an advertising contraption of sorts was either pushed or blown onto the road, narrowly missing a car seven miles away.

“It was a near miss,” said one eye witness. “No it was definitely a near hit,” said a source close to the eye witness. A third source who was perpendicular to the first eye witness but partially obscured from the second said “it was hard to tell if it was a near miss or a near hit because I was too busy trying to get my camera to work so that I could take a photo.”

Police, seen here perusing the jogger, have said that as yet they cannot release the identity of the suspects, although they can reveal that one of them is Kate from up the Kilmacrenan road.