A woman who hails from Creeslough, home of Bridie Gallagher, is being detained in Guantanamo Bay for being in ‘cahoots’ with Sadam Hussein. Kathleen Hussein denies ever having met the former dictator.

“I swear to Allah, I have never met the guy,” said Ms. Hussein. However, the Creeslough Inaccuracy Association (CIA) have claimed that the dirt on her shovel matches that of the hole in which Saddam was in hiding.

An unreliable source convinced us at Donegal Dollop of the traitor’s guilt. “She was in the Corncutter’s during Ramadam with a picture of her and Sadam singing ‘that’s Sadam, that’s Sadam, Sadam next to me’.”

Not everyone has been as quick to condemn the accused as us at Donegal Dollop. Creeslough man Brian McFadden, of Kerry Katona fame, has tweeted in her defence “bleedin’ no way bud,” to his three followers.