Xbox One Will Allow Users to "Play Video Games"

Microsoft has made the SHOCKING revelation that their new 'Xbox One' console will give users the ability to "play video games." They made the announcement at the unveiling of their latest junk-piece in Seattle yesterday, showcasing the ultimate experience for Read more

Hollyoaks Fan Found Alive and Well in Donegal

A Hollyoaks fan, missing since the show began in 1995, has been found alive and well in Donegal, after local media-favourite, Mary Thit, admitted to her friend Noreen that she thought the show was “jeesh, not bad at all, Read more

Nelly to Deliver Keynote Speech at Donegal International Rally 2013

It is believed that superstar Nelly has been asked to deliver the keynote speech at this year's Donegal International Rally, after organisers heard his latest song, 'Hey Porsche', in which the rapper appears to describe an amorous relationship between Read more

Lifford Announces Plans to Enter Eurovision 2014

Lifford has applied for membership of the European Broadcasting Union, in a bid to participate in the 2014 Eurovision Song Contest in Denmark. The town, famous for its gateway to the kitchen roll black market in neighbouring Strabane, made the Read more

WOW! Wile Wet Weather at Weekend

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Donegal is still recovering today from the wile wet weather the county received on Saturday. The North West and possibly some other places in the world were badly affected by the freak torrential rain. Weather watching Donegal Dollop readers inundated us with photographs of the wet  from around the countyweather, so we’ve compiled a few views from across Donegal in this PICTURE SPECIAL!    

What’s On in Donegal, Film Festival Special

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It’s all about fillums up here in the Northwest this week! Last night saw the opening of the 7th Guth Gafa Film Festival in Malin Village, with documentaries being shown in various locations throughout Malin and Derry/Londonderry/City of (London)derry/The Artist Formerly Known as “Doire” over the next few days. Resident film buff, Fintan O’Toolbox, has had a wee perusal of the program to pick out some choice cuts… ‘Searching for Superman’, Friday 4.30pm, Cinemobile: Lighthearted road movie in which three Superman… Read More

Donegal Man Proves Mothers Make Best Dinners

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A Ballyshannon man is today the toast of the local and global scientific community, having proven that mothers do indeed make the best dinners. After months of arduous research and experimentation, Manny ‘Mammy’s Boy’ Boyce, 47, has finally revealed his findings, having consumed ‘countless’ evening meals prepared by a broad cross-section of society, including mothers, fathers, priests, farmers, children, politicians and Honda Civic owners. Mr. Murphy’s conclusion will come as no surprise to the children of mothers everywhere, who are… Read More

Atheist Appears to the Virgin Mary Unexpectedly

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An atheist from Donegal has appeared to Mary the Mother of God today, in a blinding flash of light caused by a home experiment of mixing potassium with liquid water, which rapidly generates potassium hydroxide and hydrogen gas (which subsequently ignites). The Maighdine Mhuire was visibly shaken as the twenty-five year old non-believer from Letterkenny, who “fucking loves science”, finally managed to give her a taste of her own medicine, using a self-assembled apparition kit he is submitting as part… Read More

Donegal Woman Convinced Cmdr Hadfield Tried to See Down Her Top

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A gorgeous Donegal woman is convinced Canadian astronaut, Commander Chris Hadfield, has spent the past five months trying to look down her top from his lookout point on the International Space Station. Máire Ní Thabhachta from Gweedore made the sensational claim yesterday after hearing that space-man Hadfield had returned to Earth. “Well I just knew he was up there peering down at me. I bought a new blouse in Pennys in January and I’ve a great figure so I do,… Read More

Transport Strike Having No Discernible Effect On Donegal Travel

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There have been widespread reports of “business as usual” throughout Donegal today as the national bus and rail strike enters its second day. Although Donegal is officially included in the current trade dispute, residents are struggling to notice any difference in the provision of transport services. A total of zero workers have downed tools at Donegal’s non-existent train station with 100% of all non-existent train routes suspended until further notice. As for buses, vast regions of the county have been… Read More

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