Donegal Dollop's Top 10 Christmas No.1s

With Christmas just around the corner and many of you (lucky enough?) with jobs breaking up this evening for your holliers, the inevitable, dull Christmas Staff Party is waiting to bore you and kill a perfectly good night. To make these forced rituals of Read more

The Donegal Dollop Guide To Wind

With Met Éireann having upgraded the weather alert for county Donegal to ‘red’ this afternoon and the prospect of 150 kph gusts later this evening, Donegal folk are understandably worried about what the meteorological future might have in store Read more

Enda Kenny Reveals Plan for Economic Signpost Action Plan for Jobs Recovery Target Implementation Plan

The Taoiseach has announced a brand new “Plan for Economic Signpost Action Plan for Jobs Recovery Target Implementation Plan.” The plan is a set of milestones that many in government believe can be achieved with “the right set of planning Read more

Anchorman 2 Cast “Just Won’t Leave”

The cast of Anchorman 2 “just won’t leave,” according to movie industry sources in Dublin responsible for their promotional visit. The news comes after Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd, Steve Carell and the fourth guy spent their fifteenth night sampling clichés Read more

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Gardaí Considering “Operation Wastard” For Christmas Period

Posted by Charlie Pterosaur on December 16, 2013 in Crime, Lifestyle, News | 2 Comments
Gardaí are expected to be our in festive force...

Gardaí are said to be considering the introduction of a top-secret surveillance programme for the Christmas period in Donegal, code-named “Operation Wastard.” The highly covert manoeuvre is said to involve the policing of all wastards in Donegal over the Christmas season, with specific efforts to root out the following illegal behaviour:   Putting empty wrappers back in the Roses tin (or Lemon’s Seasons Greetings if you are in Dunfanaghy) Stealing the comfy chair from your brother or sister after they… Read More

Dungloe Woman Concerned Turkey Not Big Enough

Posted by Charlie Pterosaur on December 16, 2013 in Lifestyle, News | Leave a comment
Shum bird...

A Dungloe woman is wondering today if the Christmas turkey she ordered is big enough and now faces the prospect of only having one and a half pounds instead of two pounds worth of turkey per person on the dinner table come next Wednesday. Mary T. Ní Urcaí, from Dungloe’s Main Street, arrived at the conclusion after her sister, Mary B., remarked that she always liked to have two pounds per person “just to be on the safe side,” leaving… Read More

Mistletoe Spotted on Donegal Altar, Locals Don’t Know What to Expect

Posted by Charlie Pterosaur on December 13, 2013 in Ecumenical Matters, News | Leave a comment
Christmas time... mistletoe and wine...

A church in Donegal has been the subject of much speculation recently after mistletoe was spotted hanging above the spot where the priest usually gives out communion. Many parishioners are both disgusted and aroused at the prospect of getting slipped a proper wet one while receiving their holy communion at mass during the advent season. However, the question on everybody’s holy lips is whether the usual parish priest will say mass at the weekend or if “that younger more attractive… Read More

Fine Gael’s Darren Scully Suggests Limited Golly Bar Return to Honour Mandela

Posted by Charlie Pterosaur on December 12, 2013 in History and Politics, News | Leave a comment
To a political freezer near you...

Former Naas mayor and non-racist, Darren Scully, is back in the news this week for allegedly suggesting that one of the ways Irish people can celebrate the passing of Nelson Mandela would be for HB to bring back the popular ice-cream product, ‘The Golly Bar’. In a recent interview, the Fine Gael politician said that the popular ice cream would be available to all people in Ireland, white or black; and that new packaging on the wrapper would have a… Read More

Ulster Bank ‘Sorry’ For Decapitating Henri Hippo

Posted by Jack Hammer on December 12, 2013 in Business, News | Leave a comment
henri

Ulster Bank chiefs have been left red-faced again today after accidentally decapitating their mascot, Henri Hippo, and posting the shocking video on the internet. In yet another online mishap, the struggling bank suffered “an internal issue,” after Henri was seen running naked through the Ulster Bank HQ building on Usher’s Quay after a wile night of boozing, squandering all of the fifty euro worth of coins inside him. The whole incident was captured on youtube by Ulster Bank workers who… Read More

Donegal Dollop’s Guide to the Irish Christmas Dinner

Posted by Charlie Pterosaur on December 11, 2013 in Health and Education, Lifestyle, News | 1 Comment
Turkey should look nice on the plate, not scary...

It’s been a while since we’ve imparted our innate Donegal wisdom on all you wastards who are flat-out obsessing over Christmas and we feel it is our Daniel O’Duty to give you some advice during the important run up to Christmas Day (we know you’re all too pished at the moment to take Christmas seriously). The best thing about “The Christmas” is not the arrival of a baby Jesus, nor the Santa toys or the putting up of the Christmas… Read More

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