It has been announced that Donegal residents will be given the right to vote in the Scottish Referendum on Independence later in 2014. The announcement was made in Scotchland today by Great British Prime Minister David Cameron, citing strong cultural ties and a love of Celtic Gaelic Football as the main reasons behind the decision. During the month of August, Donegal people will be given a Scottish Referendum polling card and a return trip to Glasgow on John McGinley Coaches… Read More
Nathan Carter’s management company is to release an innovative new app that gives the user control of country and western singer, Nathan Carter. The announcement was made by a Letterkenny based digital hub that developed the very successful Grand Theft Auto Trader game last year and initially, the new app will be piloted in Donegal. Released next week, it will give Carter’s Donegal fans full insight into the life of the country and western phenomenon, including: Full control of the… Read More
The infamous “holy water thief” has struck Donegal again in a shocking case of misleading titles, judicial powers of County exclusion…and long distance travel. The claims are being made in today’s online edition of the Irish Independent, which we have read and can indeed verify in true conjecture stile as being, “WOW!” The story conveys SHOCKING news that a man travelled 300km to make the 302km journey from Thurles to Ballybofey before embarking on a wile load of thievery from… Read More
There was more good news for Garth Brooks fans this weekend with the world famous Country and Western star announcing plans for an ambitious new concept album to coincide with his big comeback tour in 2014. It is rumoured that the new album is part of a groundbreaking project that will revolutionise the world of line dancing. Traditionally, line dancing has only utilised the x- and y-axis, but Brooks plans to introduce the z-axis into the mix along with multiple… Read More
Donegal is to close its Dublin Embassy, currently located at the back of Quinn’s pub in Drumcondra. The announcement was made today by Donegal County Council and is one of the cost cutting measures recently approved in its 2014 budget. As a result of the closure, Donegal people will no longer be able to go to the popular drinking spot on the Lower Drumcondra Road for diplomatic protection or to meet other Donegal people, in a move that will see… Read More
There is widespread uproar among the Irish public this evening as the country comes to terms with being lied to by The Corrigan Brothers, who are now claiming ‘There’s No-one as Irish as Meryl Streep.’ The Corrigan Brothers are mostly ‘famous’ in Ireland for previously claiming that Barack Obama is the most Irish person alive in a rehashed old rugby song of theirs. However, the brothers suddenly changed their mind after it emerged last week that American (yes, American) actress… Read More
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